Need sandwich, won’t travel.
You know what makes you popular around the office? Walking around eating a piece of cake. #trueStory #imSerious #mostPopular
To be alive at all is to have scars.– John Steinbeck (via misswallflower)
What is a good drink for a rainy day, after a silly day at work, and while cleaning my house? #itsAnEmergency
“#itsaSpecialConnection” (evesdropping on random lady office mates talking about their cable television hook up systems.)