RT @YoungJerks: Excited to go back to freelancing. Don’t know what to do with all these “pants”
Greedy eyes, a greedy mouth and a greedy heart. #cannotBeSatiated
FYI: ALL foods in South America come with ham and cheese. #facts #talkingToTravelFriends #amazing #ham #cheese
“Hangovers and melancholy have things in common, they’re both self-inflicted and both cured by food and rest” -Sophie Dahl #afflicted
BJ Bartering - Kelly Oxford in GQ Magazine
http://t.co/1HFQNy8 (via @AmyAzzarito) #awesomeDudeDads
“Everything I want I have, whenever I hold you tight. This magic moment.” - Jay and the Americans
I should probably become a not-awful singer before I move in with anyone, for their sake. #noOneHearsYouInTheShowerWhenYoureSingle
Prep for the Easter visit home: Mom: ‘Do you have your taxes, and ticket, and the keys?’ Me: ‘Yes’… ‘Do you guys have chips?’ #freeChips!
Off to Oz Studio for an arty good time. #Toronto
FRACTAL MONSTERS #nerdyThingsThatSoundBadAss
Literally watching and waiting for a giant wall of paint to dry. #tempJobs
I like to know what you like. #curious
RT @ornithes: Staring at cows outside car window while slowly taking a bite of my burger
A mermaid found a swimming lad, Picked him for her own, Pressed her body to...
It’s the ‘Alright Wall of China’. #anIdiotAbriad
“Wake up/ It’s a beautiful morning/ Honey, while the sun is still shining/ Wake up/ Would you like to go with me?” #theDrums
Becoming obsessed with other people’s homes.
To clarify: I am not a robot, even if I dance like one (that is broken down, creaking for an oil change and bartering for spare parts). #AI!
Must not drink the painting water. Must not drink the painting water!
Me: 1/4! Ha “@unmarketing: Treat Twitter like a networking event: don’t talk only about yourself, don’t sell, wear pants, don’t do it drunk”
I can only whistle when I’m alone in my room. #iReallyCanThough
Oh Frig, it might be shin splints. #boo #growingPainsRuleShinSplintsDrool
Streetlight or moon? #tipsy vision
“You don’t need to be afraid of the things you were afraid of when you were five” - The King’s Speech #allNewFears